there was a trapeze. enough said
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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