Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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