If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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