Non-Jews are for practice
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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