I got chris browned last night
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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