your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
the raccoons are back...
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