i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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