I CAN MOONWALK!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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