just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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