im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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