we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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