I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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