I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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