what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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