There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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