Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Floor bacon is actually really good
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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