Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I just shit out all my problems.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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