Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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