The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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