Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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