i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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