Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry sratcliff hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(228): View more from Mississippi

I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.

Fav 6 2645 1166
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.

Fav 11 3004 1148
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.

Fav 14 3206 1729
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.

Fav 16 3447 1597
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me

Fav 7 1072 2220
share tweet
(812): View more from Indiana

I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?

Fav 3 1118 940
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

Fav 6 3382 969
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(510): View more from California

I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.

Fav 2 44 62
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.

Fav 0 28 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT