So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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