I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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