you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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