Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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