i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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