have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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