Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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