David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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