There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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