Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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