hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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