it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are