just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My vagina just recognized that song.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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