It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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