is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
two words: eviction party
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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