I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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