i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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