The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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