i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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