windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Come see our sink grown plant.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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