hotel room ftw
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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