It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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