And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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