Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I can't put those talents on a resume
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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