We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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