she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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