is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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