I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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