community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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