nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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