I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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