HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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