I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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